Pic from The Filthy Critic I thought people were writing some pretty loose reviews before
Return of the King. But! No movie has elicited such autistic responses as these:
1. Kevin 'I'm in love with my world-view' Smith -
REVIEWIncludes winners like:
This flick is so satisfyingly tragic, you'll think you're watching "Othello" or "Hamlet".&
"Sith" doesn't happen; "Sith" rules.2. Alex 'I've met Steve Buscemi' Sandell -
REVIEWIncludes typical fan-boy shit, like:
It's a cinematic masterpiece that will be forever remembered as one of the best movies ever made.&
The audience will shed tears as often as they will grant applause.There's even a Hayden Christensen 'nipple watch' in his review!
Oh fucking c'mon!
To bring you back down to reality, here is a great little day-by-day journal the
Filthy Critic is writing in response to all the Star Wars fanaticism:
3. The Filthy Critic -
REVIEW + JOURNAL